{"product_id":"broke-as-f-ck-a-misanthropes-guide-to-frugal-living","title":"Broke as F*ck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn a world where inflation is higher than your college roommate during finals week and housing costs more than your internal organs on the black market, being broke isn't just a phase—it's an art form. \"\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBroke as Fck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\" is the personal finance book for people who think personal finance books are bullsit.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eWritten with savage wit and brutal honesty, this guide teaches you how to navigate the financial apocalypse while maintaining your dignity (or at least what's left of it). Unlike traditional money guides that suggest cutting out lattes will solve all your problems, this book acknowledges that the system is rigged and offers creative solutions for survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eInside this cynical survival guide, you'll discover:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eThe fine art of freeloading (without losing all your friends)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eGourmet dumpster diving (with minimal food poisoning)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eCreative housing solutions (that won't land you in jail)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eTransportation hacks (because who needs a car payment?)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eEntertainment on a budget (Netflix password sharing strategies included)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eDIY everything (duct tape is your new best friend)\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eMillennials tired of being told they're poor because of avocado toast\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eGen Z-ers facing an economy that's more broken than their dating lives\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who thinks traditional financial advice is out of touch with reality\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who appreciate dark humor with their money-saving tips\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: This book contains explicit language\u003c\/strong\u003e, questionable life advice, and methods that may make your grandmother proud but your financial advisor cry. Side effects may include savings, reduced stress about money, and an uncontrollable urge to stick it to the man.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eNot recommended for:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cul\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who think tipping 20% is \"mandatory\"\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who has ever used the phrase \"money is no object\"\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003cli\u003eYour rich uncle who thinks millennials are poor because of their phones\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eYour wallet might be empty, but your life doesn't have to be. Time to get smart about being broke.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n","brand":"None","offers":[{"title":"Kobo eBook","offer_id":46307397271762,"sku":"33120241-987d-327e-a424-163357a66bf2","price":5.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/8980\/5233\/files\/image_eb87ca7a-9e91-44ae-89bc-0145ddab3ed7.jpg?v=1762400019","url":"https:\/\/www.indigo.ca\/products\/broke-as-f-ck-a-misanthropes-guide-to-frugal-living","provider":"Indigo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}