{"product_id":"final-audit","title":"Final Audit","description":"\u003cp\u003eDorothy Rowe is a compliance auditor who lives in spreadsheets and lease addendums. Stuart Miller is a facilities coordinator who can read a blueprint like a novel. They are invisible, underpaid, and methodically competent. For four years, their paths never crossed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen the Vanguard audit lands on their desks. A high‑security vault with a hidden vulnerability. Together, they discover a back door in the building's infrastructure, a legal loophole, and a shared hunger for a life that isn't measured in quarterly reviews.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat begins as a corporate handover becomes a meticulously planned heist. But when the theft triggers an electrostatic taggant... a microscopic forensic tracer... they are forced into a three‑room decontamination airlock. Strip, wash. inspect... every inch of skin, under UV light, by each other's hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFinal Audit\u003c\/em\u003e is a slow‑burn neurodivergent thriller about two ordinary people who decide that the system has ground them down for the last time. Expect explicit consent, sensory detail, competence, and a love story that starts with a spreadsheet and ends with a fugitive's dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes\u003c\/strong\u003e neurodivergent‑friendly clarity, explicit verbal and non‑verbal consent, close proximity (taggant decontamination), ordinary bodies, heist logistics, corporate satire, and a morally grey happy ending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe old lives had a very low yield anyway. Let's go.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWordcount 20,535\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"None","offers":[{"title":"Kobo eBook","offer_id":47050384179410,"sku":"b267b4d9-06f5-3eef-8e85-43a8c3bc5838","price":3.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0655\/8980\/5233\/files\/image_529cf315-4e0f-45a3-b09e-cf5d18095fc7.jpg?v=1781256773","url":"https:\/\/www.indigo.ca\/products\/final-audit","provider":"Indigo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}