Hark. Behold The McSweeney’s Advent Calendar: a treasury of the very best holiday humor writing from McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, festooned throughout with holiday transmissions from across the vast McSweeney’s literary empire. Inside this Indigo-exclusive box of twenty-four gem-like minibooks (illustrated by acclaimed artist Sophy Hollington), you’ll find such luminous titles as Sun Tzu: The Art of the War on Christmas, This Woman in Labor is Going to Love My Drumming, and Ayn Rand Writes Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, as well as comics, poetry, stories, art, letters, lists, harangues, and surprises aplenty waiting to be torn open and discovered for your holiday merriment. The McSweeney’s Advent Calendar is the perfect way to count down the days of December—or any other twenty-four-day span in need of daily festive guffaws and a light kindling of the spirit.