Where else would you find these jewels...BR>
- When there''s a sale on tennis balls, it''s first come, first serve.
- Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Why does the Pope travel so much? Because he''s a roamin'' Catholic.
- What is purple and 5,000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China!
O-pun the door to hundreds of goodies that will have you howling or groaning, but certainly—like the surgery patient—in stitches.
