In the tradition of Mark Twain, Monty Python and The Onion comes a hysterically funny collection of faux news articles and editorials from Central North American News, the only news source to focus specifically on the region betwixt Canada and Mexico. In some articles, such as "New Hershey's Gropes Celebrate President-Elect" and "Benefit for Endangered Male Ego Announced," Sennis mercilessly and mirthfully pens punches against the greedy, exploitative and hateful; while in other articles like "Man Can't Eat Just One Canned Green Bean" and "Librarian Downright Whimsical," Sennis spins delightfully absurd tales of everyday "Central North Americans." Covering the past decade in news and culture, Central North American News is a hilarious and insightful history of the previously unknown land situated above Mexico but below Canada.