Entries include …
Bitch!
- Waa-aa-ah!
Don't be so sensitive.
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I want to believe that my actions have no effect whatsoever on anyone.
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Don't reveal by comparison what a dull-headed emotionally-challenged thug I am.
I don't want to argue with you.
- I don't want to discover that my opinion on this matter is indefensible.
It was just a joke.
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I don't want to be held responsible for it.
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I didn't think it through.
And many, many more …
Also includes "And here's something else that would never happen to a man …"
(Jane Smith is a character In my novel, A Philosopher, a Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar. And she started this dictionary. I've continued it. )