Kids Are Turds: Brutally Honest Humor for the Pooped-Out Parent

Jenny Schoberl
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Kids Are Turds: Brutally Honest Humor for the Pooped-Out Parent

Jenny Schoberl
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"I couldn't wait to review this project, and it did not disappoint. I have been a longtime follower of Jenny’s blog and Facebook page and LOVE them! Her real talk approach to parenting makes you feel like you’re not failing to live up to some unrealistic standard. Even with her blunt honesty you can see her deep love for her children throughout the book. It’s a great reminder that we ALL go through times like this, and we’re all doing the best we can. Thank you, Jenny, for bringing humor and creativity to this life we call mommyhood!" –Dawn Recor, blogger of Diary of a Not So Wimpy Mom

"Getting shockingly emotional over soup commercials, treating solo grocery-store-trips like tropical vacations, staying up and watching kiddie cartoons hours after her kids have gone to bed…and, of course, compiling a blackmail album for when her boys get old enough to date? Jenny Schoberl’s Kids Are Turds is a ridiculously funny and heartfelt chronicle of what it means to be a mother, and whether falling into parental stereotypes is something to fight—or something to embrace with all your heart." –Dressler Parsons, Student-Tutor.com

"If anyone can prove that you’re never too old for bathroom humor, it’s Jenny Schoberl. Lock yourself in the bathroom with Kids Are Turds and laugh away . . . likely while your own kids are being turds!" —Leanne Shirtliffe, author of Don't Lick the Minivan and Mommyfesto

"Moms everywhere, rejoice! Kids Are Turds gives you permission to whine into your (much-needed) wine as you flop down in exhaustion after another day of wiping up the unmentionable mess you know will magically reappear tomorrow. Laugh it off, ladies—let Jenny show you how." —Karen Moline, coauthor of the New York Times bestseller, Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us
  • Published date: Apr 05, 2016
  • Language: English
  • No. of Pages: 204
  • Publisher: Skyhorse
  • ISBN: 9781510704978
  • Dimensions: 5.5" W x 0.6" L x 8.25" H
Jenny Schoberl is the founder of the popular Facebook community and mommy blog, Holdin’ Holden, a contributing writer to The Newsy Neighbor and Coastal Virginia Magazine, and has been named one of the Top 10 Funniest Moms on the Internet. Jenny spends most of her days chugging coffee, trying to keep up with her two children, Holden and Parker, and desperately hoping she is writing things that will one day embarrass her kids. Jenny resides in Newport News, Virginia.

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