Perfect Behavior by Donald Ogden Stewart is a parody outline of etiquette by the Author of "A Parody Outline of History" The perfect gentleman is he who never unintentionally causes pain.--OLD PROVERB Contents: The etiquette of courtship -- The etiquette of engagements and weddings -- The etiquette of travel -- At the concert and the opera -- Etiquette for dry agents -- A chapter for schoolgirls -- The etiquette of games and sports -- Correspondence and invitations -- The etiquette of dinners and balls.