Me and my husband's love-life has started to suffer recently and I'm keen to spice things up for him. At forty-two I don't feel as young as I used to, but my husband seems as virile as ever. I decide to let him into my salon one Friday night and have our new-starter Teri take care of him. She's half my age, twice as pretty and—it turns out—way naughtier than I could ever be.

I give my husband the gift of her and sit and watch as she does things to him I never could. Treat him for me, Teri, and let me clean up the mess afterwards.