In this over-the-top comedy light novel, Chadwick A. Sehole is in love with his anime waifu pillow named Alixia—but every girl at Brightwater Academy—jacked jock Seraphina, K-pop idol Kandi, and Insta-queen Mila—wants his heart (and wouldn't mind tearing the pillow apart while they're at it).
When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad's affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown.
Add in Aiden Finn—Chad's Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you've got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold.
Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia's plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal?
Expect:
– A demonic talking pillow with attitude
– A feral dog humping everything in sight
– A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow
And just to spice things up, Chad's Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot.
Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity.
A book that'll have you thinking non-stop, "WTF am I reading?!"
Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humor and gloriously wrong antics.
Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed!
