Continuing Mike Ball's unique series of observations of events in the "absurd dimension". Rusty was a shepherd boy who lived far up in the hills with his flock of cats. Always ambitious, at the age of eight he headed for the city to train as a QC. Upon returning to the countryside, Rusty encountered the dwarf, the clergyman and the bald boy. Did that experience help him achieve his ambitions? I have my doubts...