A hilarious guide to unlocking the hidden messages left behind in your toilet bowl

This easy-to-follow-through guide lifts the lid on toilet marks and unlocks the secret of your secretions.

A divination guide for bowel-on-bowl action, this book will develop your innate intuition skills and reveal the mysteries of symbolics.

But this is not just symbolics; this is some really deep sh*t.

Within these pages lies the turd-teller's Tarot, the butt-bean favomancer's friend, the smelly-pebble pessomancer's pamphlet: this truly is crap divination.